sexual tomato


1. someone who is too cool to say i am the s-xy to your beast.
so instead they say “”this is a s-xual tomato, i want to bang, bang, bang.”

2. two beautiful girls who live in chicago and
love to eat reeses puffs cereal.
scary spice- hey
sporty spice- h-llo, this is a s-xual tomato.
scary spice- a s-xy tomato?
sporty spice- yes.

henry- woah d-mn!
frank- what?
henry- i just saw a s-xual tomatoe.

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