sexual unicorn
when you get on all fours, strap a d-ld- onto your head and then start headb-tting your girlfriends v-g-n- forcefully.
((:)=====d0
man: yo i became a s-xual unicorn last night!
friend: did it work?
man: yeah except now i have a major headache.
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