Sexual Vampire
a person who, during the daytime, is timid and shows little to no s-xual desires; however, when night falls and he/she is alone with their interest, they become extremely seductive and sultry.
my man likes to keep our relationship on the dl during the day, but goes wild when we hit the bedroom. he’s such a s-xual vampire!
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