sexually retarded
one who is useless/bad in bed.
“i went home with some guy/girl last night. he/she was so brutal in bed, he/she was s-xually r-t-rded, i had to finish myself off!”
1.a slang term to describe a prudish, old-fashioned person.
2.to describe a middle-aged person who doesn’t like or hates p-rnography
3.a slang term describing a person who scared to death of s-x.
“sabrina is so s-xually r-t-rded cause she doesn’t want a s-xual relationship”
“my dad is s-xually r-t-rded cause he doesn’t want me to use the internet or watch hbo”
“hank, my next door neighbor is so s-xually r-t-rded, he freaks out when he sees a tampon commercial”
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