sexy boner
a man who, in everyone’s eyes, runs the town and all its hoe’s to the point where bystanders tremble upon the mere thought of his presence. a man who keeps the purp by the pound and rolls blunts till his fingers bleed, and in these blood drops you will find an alcohol content of .76. a man who has 7 pounds of meth brewing on the snap of a finger, (or the slap of his pimp hand). a man with a shlong so big, he rips his jeans er’day. a man who blows loads so large it could quench the thirst of a small asian family for 3 months.
s-xy b-n-r…”b-tch you better swallow dis load or ima rape yo daddy”
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