Sexy Brows


a nickname for a person who actually has the complete opposite of attractive eye brows. frequently, they’re uni brows, or uneven, but in all cases they are unappealing.
“dude, did you see that guy’s uni brow?”
“oh, him? yeah, that’s s-xy brows.”

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