sexy cow


the cow of cows. a s-xy cow is idolized by the rest of the heard for its physical appearance. if slaughtered and converted to steak, the individual lucky enough to enjoy this steak would publicly proclaim, “this steak was a s-xy cow.”
this steak is delicious, i bet that the cow who produced this wondrous steak was a s-xy cow. every cow to ever see this cow was jealous of its good looks.

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