Sexy Fucking Ninja
a woman who hides how freaky she is. if you discover her and you are a freak yourself never ever give up on her. she will make your fantasies and your dreams come true.
bill: so tim i heard that you and lexi enjoyed a bit of alone time together. so what happened?
tim: -mentally freezes with pleasure from remembering last night- she is such a s-xy f-cking ninja…
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