Sexy Hockey


s-xy hockey;

hockey played so well you can only call it s-xy. it’s that feeling you get when you can’t do anything wrong on the ice.

s-xy hockey generally compliments:

– cold rinks and hot dangles
– snipes
– end to end rushes
– tape to tape sauce
– crushing hits
– droppin’ the mits
– road trips
use of definition:

bobby – “that was a sick dangle”

wayne – “yeah, it’s s-xy hockey.

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