Sexy Losers


the greatest webcomic ever created. the author, known only as hard, creates characters with abnormal mental or physical issues, such as necrophilism, the inability to get a date with a p-rn star, or being unable to suppress auto-erotic urges.
luis: ha-ha! i love s-xy losers!
davo: yeah, hard is the best! ha-ha!
1. by many standards, a s-xually attractive person. but due too one or more generally unnatural fetishes and habits, is not accepted or understood (or liked) unanomously by the populous.

2. a comical and p-rnographic comic strip filled with characters matching the description in def. #1.
1. “melissa? dude, she likes to make guys eat her sh-t!”/”man, that melissa is one s-xy loser.”
2. (opinion)- wow! s-xy losers is the funniest f-cking comic ever! … and the writer is almost certainly going straight to h-ll! that sick f-cking genius b-st-rd, shooting suck in reprisal!

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