Sexy Mustard


1. what sometimes comes up on new “smartphones” when you try to type “s-xy b-st-rd”.

2. reference to the male genitalia, primarily the p-n-s.
ex 1.

“dude, sam just texted me that he’s a s-xy mustard…wtf??”

ex 2.
so then she said, “jt, i dripped a little ice cream on my chin”, giggle, giggle – -insert silly, innocent smile- and i told her, “don’t worry dj, i’ll wipe it up with my s-xy mustard”.

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