sexy pizza


a form of personal pleasure in which a person sits on someone’s lap and feeds them pizza while fondling their nipples.
that girl over there loves to give her boyfriends s-xy pizza.

late last night i was hungry and h-rny so i asked the cashier at the pizza parlor to give me a s-xy pizza!
mouth watering, delicious pizza so good that it satisfies all s-xual urges, or if you are lucky it might even get you a piece of a.s.s. so whether you get a topless piece or a white virgin pie… you know where to get a slice!
i havn’t gotten a peice in soo long, its time for s-xy pizza.

baby, i’m in the mood, wanna go get a slice of s-xy pizza?

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