sexy potato


when a person who usually dresses and looks very plain or frumpy gets all s-xy in s-xy clothes, hair or makeup but doesn’t impress you because you remember what the person usually looks like.
after mertyle changed her usual look of sweats and baggy t-sh-ts, she looked like a s-xy potato at the party with that big hair, fake eyelashes and low cut dress.
a group of friends who are not particularly attractive, but think each other are beautiful.
ann, maddy, and ai are s-xy potatoes.
1. a term used when describing a potato that is indeed s-xy.

2. a secret code for some random thing you don’t want your friends to find out about (a crush, drugs, etc.)

3. a phrase used to freak out friends while playing hangman.
that is one s-xy potato.

so i was talking to s-xy potato yesterday….

my friend got freaked out when i used the term “s-xy potato” as a secret phrase for hangman the other day.

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