Sexy Reading
when one reads a sensual/s-xual scene or part of a book, or reading an erotica entirely – mainly for self-pleasure and satisfaction.
who doesn’t love or enjoy some s-xy reading?
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- sincey
a poppin -ss n-gg- that f-cks b-tches and tells it how it is. he respects people but doesn’t give 2 f-cks about emotions. everyone f-cks with him because he’s wavy as f-ck. b-tches love him cause he’s jiggy as f-ck, and has a huge d-ck. “i want to be just like sincey yo. hes so […]
- slazenger trackies
the make of trousers worn by chavs or extremely unfashionable men or women, who use their expired mcdonald’s card to buy a cheese burger who everyone knows is for p-ssy’s and low life’s ‘oi lads about to boss maccers with my slazenger trackies and the lads
- spitting water
‘spitting water’ is what your c-ck does after you have -j-c-l-t-d so many times either through so much s-x or lots of masturbation ,it just comes out like water with no thickness or colour. man my d-ck is sore ,i was tossing off to p-rn on youj-zz for hours ,in the end i came so […]
- split my gooch
1) the phrase used to express injury in general 2) something you say when you’re really f-cking angry 3) when you’re skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply f-cking too hard and you rip the seam between your t-st-cl-s and your -sshole 4) an alternate term for f-cking 1) jesus: what the f-ck did you do […]
- st valentines scare
1) a method to end any relationship by declaring love. 2)making a declaration of love so deep and gushy the recipient never wishes to see you again. effectively ending any relationship. 1) alice used the st valentines scare and told john she couldn’t live without him. never seen someone run for the hills that fast. […]