Sexy Text


a sms message that contains s-xually charged content from women that are pretending to be attracted to you. the message may aim to make a ‘date’ with you.
when you get a s-xy text you will feel a short period of ‘feel good’ factor followed by months of self loathing and doubting the existence of “any good women”. you will not score a date.

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