sexy time weather
when it’s cold outside and you can wear boots and scarves and layers and look s-xy
-it’s cold outside
girl: “it’s s-xy time weather. can wear my boots today!”
when it is raining/thunderstorming/cold outside, the perfect time to lie in bed with someone all day
-raining outside
girl: it’s s-xy time weather!
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