Sexy Topless Dancer


a nice and discreet way of referring to a female with an std.
phil: “hey man, have you gotten around the bases yet with that hot babe you met at the bar last week?”

steve: “no brother, i slid into third because i heard she’s a s-xy topless dancer.”

phil: “ahhh ok. you don’t want those crotch critters.”

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