Sexy Turtle Ride
a s-xy turtle ride is when a man and a woman are both naked. the woman gets on the man’s back when he crouching on his knees and hands. the man takes her around slowly for a tour of the house. if the man falls it could result in a broken bone, ride with caution!
hey baby, you wanna give me a s-xy turtle ride???
sure.
(clothes get removed and the man takes off)
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