Seymore Butts


greatest p-rnographer of modern times, king of all b-tts!!!
a pool party at seymore’s

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    the part of the abdomen that pooches out over the v-g-n-l area after a woman has experienced childbirth. (see also “peter belly”) sally’s vagomach was so large, it hung to her knees. that area on a woman where you can’t tell where the stomach ends and the v-g-n- begins. also see fupa d-mn, that b-tch […]

  • vainjury

    an injury sustained while trying to look cute. often occurs on extremely high heels, in too tight pants, or with excessive arching of the back. jenna: -screams- get me some ice! jessica: what happened? anton: she tripped over her shoes when she was checking herself out in the mirror, common vainjury.

  • Vajaftashave

    when after a smooth close shave, your lady puts her..um..lips to yours. how does one accomplish a balanced scent of vajaftashave? first you must use a strongly scented shaving cream to shave regularly. next, have an equally strong puss nestle on your chin, lips, ‘stache or soul patch. by strong puss, i do not mean […]

  • Vajass

    when a women is screwed so fantastically hard that her v-g-n- splits towards her -ss leaving a gaping hole know as a vaj-ss. i f-cked this girl so hard last night that i gave her a vaj-ss! i tried talking to her afterwards but the echo was terrible.

  • what you say?

    someone set up us the bomb. a cats-esque version of “what are you saying?” or “what do you mean?” “my brother played that game you suggested, jagged alliance 2, and it was really buggy.” “what you say? it’s not buggy!”


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