Seymour Butts
author of the ny times best seller, “under the bleachers”
bill: did you do your book report?
steve: yes, i read “under the bleachers” by seymour b-tts.
bill: sweet.
a funny-sounding made-up name like heywod jablome
my proctologist’s name is dr. seymour b-tts!
see more b-tts
i really would like to seymour b-tts
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