Sezar
normally a large, carnivorous, sloth like creature descending from the hills of mexico.
always has a desire for a large plate of sloppy meat, and will reject any advances of vegetables thrown it’s way, as veggies are a form of poison to this being. perspiration of a grease like substance while emitting a foul odor of week old carne guisada is normal so do not be alarmed when coming in contact with the sezar. avoiding work and police at all costs are common traits of this mammal.
guy 1. ” did you see that thing drooling over that half eaten burrito in the dumpster?”
guy 2. ” must have been the sezar i’ve heard urban legends about.”
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