SFT
so f-cking tired
im sft
so f-cking true
jason: that sh-t was so messed up, i almost puked.
tim: sft!
stop f-cking trying
used when people are proven wrong (usually multiple times) and refuse to give up, or stop trying to prove their point, usually followed by gtfo.
n00b:dialup is t3h t0t4lly better den br0adb4nd.
mod:sft gtfo.
user n00b has been banned
sick f-ckin’ t-ts. an expression of excitement and wonder.
john: “hey dude, i just p-ssed the bar exam!”
dave:”sft, bro!”
single for tonight
since my boyfriends what to act like a b-tch i’m “sft”
acronym for “salmoned for truth.” used in a similar manner as qft, with the twist that the quoted text has been turned salmon color.
“war games is the best movie ever about video games set during the cold war.”
sft!!!
(note: the text in quotes is salmon pink.)
so f-cking tired: you need an entire pot of coffee to think about even waking up type of tired.
after working on that project all night,i am now s.f.t. i need a starbucks
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