sftjyb


sorry for thread-jacking you, brah!

in a digital forum, etiquette dictates that when responding to op with a non-sequitur, “sftjyb” should be affixed as a preamble or post-script.
sftjyb…can anyone drive me to the nickelback concert this weekend?

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