Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.
one of troma’s hideously deformed creatures of super-human size and strength. often refered to as toxie cohort, but is arguablly more powerful than the toxic avenger himself (when at his full-potential).
once tough city-cop harry griswold, now j-panese hero of american decent who gained his powers by the ancient kabuki-legend. he gained the abilities of the great kabuki spirit, including heat-seaking chop-sticks, suffocating computerized 16-byte sushi, pyro projectile parasols, and even flight.
due to the unsuccesfulness of his debut movie “sgt. kabukiman n.y.p.d”, kabukiman became an alcoholic drug-abuser and lost control of his awesome oriental super-powers in the film “citizen toxie: the toxic avenger part iv”. though it is rumored he will return to rehab and possibly regain full control of his abilities in his next rumored features: “sgt. kabukiman l.a.p.d.” and “saving private toxie: the toxic avenger part v”
“hey, sgt. kabukiman n.y.p.d., my best-freind, how’s it going?”
~toxie
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