Sgt. Reznov
the bad-ss soviet motherf-cker in call of duty: world at war. he is so bad-ss that he could spit in capt. macmillan’s direction and kill him and chuck norris. he gets pleasure from slaughtering german soldiers with a machete and hunts german generals for sport. sgt. reznov is one bad m-f-. he also has the best lines in cod: waw
facts about sgt. reznov
sgt. reznov could spit in capt. macmillan’s direction and kill him and chuck norris.
the n-z- zombies of cod: waw were resurrected only by sgt. reznov’s p-ssed drive.
sgt. reznov does not need a trigger finger. his gun shoots when he tells it to.
sgt. reznov inspired this definition by turning in his grave and looking in the author’s direction.
there is not enough alcohol in the world to get sgt. reznov drunk.
sgt. reznov will not reveal his first name, or has no first name at all.
sgt. reznov has tentacle raped every anime chick that ever lived. so now when you watch your hentai, that’s not a tentacle monster, that’s sgt. reznov’s d-ck reaching across from mother russia to j-pan. yes, his d-ck is in fact, the only tentacle monster that ever existed. any other reports of other tentacle monsters are capitalist lies and you will be sniped by reznov if you think differently.
sgt. reznov once slowed down time for six seconds so he could watch the death of general amsel in slow motion.
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an alternate way to write “shut the f-ck up”. used to byp-ss automatic forum and chatroom censorship. “your post is spam. shut the f-ck up” “your message contains the following illegal words: f-ck” “your post is spam. shaddafakap” “your message has been posted”
- Grinerunker
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