SgtMcHammerfist
the act of pretending to purchase an alcoholic beverage for an attractive woman and in turn drinking the beverage instead.
“dude, i’m so glad we sgtmchammerfisted those girls”
-guy 1
“no joke, those b-tches only wanted us for the free drinks”
-guy 2
the act of ordering shots for others then drinking all of them.
girl: will you buy me and my friend a shot?
sgtmchammerfist: sure! -orders three shots. drinks all three- you just got sgtmchammerfist’d b-tches!
the act of denying a gorgeous female/group of females a request on behalf of their hotness.
hot girls: hey, do you guys wanna buy us some shots?
guy#1: yeah! sure!
guy#2: (to bartender) hey, buddy! four shots!
-bartender pours 4 shots
-guy#1 hands guy#2 two shots and they each take two shots in front of the hot girls
guy#1: you’ve just been sgtmchammerfisted!
hot girls: wah!
-guy#2 high-fives guy#1 and the bartender lols and gives them free beers
the act of buying drinks for attractive girls, then drinking them yourself or with a bro.
i was out at the bar with my friends and a pair of rather attractive women came up to talk to us. immediately they ask us to buy them shots. i finally had the chance of a lifetime, so i bought 4 shots, gave 2 to my buddy and we took both shots in front of them. the bartender high-fived us and gave us a free beer. sgtmchammerfist’ed
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