Shabatted
(v) the act of being caught off-guard as the modern world as you know it comes to a grinding halt, where everything you care about (hot food, cappuccinos, normal store hours and direct elevators) no longer exist.
gentile: excuse me, may i please have a cappuccino?
jew: sorry, its shabbat, i can’t push the b-tton.
gentile: man! that’s the third time i’ve been shabatted today!
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