shade-shaking
to shadeshade is to stay up till the early hours of the morning on order to m-st-rb-t- with full privacy.
“i got home from my date and went to check on my son. i caught him shade-shaking over melanie trump.”
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- i macgyvered the fuck out of it
inspired by matt damon’s line in the movie the martian where he has to “science to sh-t out of it” to survive. technically and more accurately he macgyvered the f-ck out of it. when you have fixed something without the right parts or equipment be proud to say “i macgyvered the f-ck out of it!”
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get down to the nitty gritty let’s cut to the dog’s d-ck, are you going out with me or not?
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a domestic cat that looks sort of like a bobcat. rumor has it that a regular cat mated with a bobcat and this was the result. really it is just a cat with a stubby tail and a predisposition to diabetes and weight gain. “my bobtail cat is a fat and diabetic genius.”
- fuuucckk meeeee
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