Shade Zombie


when it’s too hot and you have to find shade to avoid broiling to death.
bro: “man, it’s getting hot. i gotta find me some shade”.

sis: “dude, you are such a shade zombie…. shaaaade, shaaaade. there’s some over there”.

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