Shading the poo
the act of covering the the entire toilet seat with your -ss when you take a dump, in order to minimise the spread of stink from your sh-t.
lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.
note – may require a fat -ss.
guy wanting to take a sh-t: what are you doing in the bathroom?
sh-tter: i’m giving birth to king kong’s finger.
guy wanting to take a sh-t: no way, i can’t smell anything, you must be masturbating.
sh-tter: nah, i’m just shading the poo.
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