shadow kid


a member of the social group “the shadow kids.” shadow kids rarely venture out of the shadows to speak with members of normal society, and it is thought to be dangerous to venture into their territory, “the shadow realm.”

side effects of being a shadow kid may include:

1. aversion to sunlight.

2. excessive pda (this includes blatant displays of lesbianism)

3. ability to run up walls and do backflips off stairs.

that joel just did the craziest m-th–f-ckin thing i’ve ever seen. he’s a black shadow kid.

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