Shadow Shopper


a friend who follows you around whilst shopping, potentially because they have no sense of personal style or sp-ce. highly annoying. when you ask their opinion they will often say what they think you want to hear, rather than their genuine belief, lest it be ‘wrong’.
“i turned around to look at the books and jenny was right in my face! dam shadow shopper”

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