shadowclaw
a poor guy that got run over, then mauled by a bear, then blow up and fell off a cliff.
plus he starves his ferret
shadowclaw says:
my dad’s all like “don”t sdkjay anying e about killing bush they” ll arest u omgwtf!!!1″
shadowclaw says:
he had an itsy bitsy teenyweeny yellow pokadotted weenie
yo, where does this guy spam? gimme his e-mail…
reccommend for deletionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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