Shadowstroke
-noun or verb shad-oh strohk
receiving a handjob from an unseen hand or through methods such as the stranger, where the hand is applied to the receiving member through unconventional angles and/or methods.
i was fast asleep and was awaken by an unseen shadowstroke as my fiance has carefully stuck her hand up my boxers and awoke me to the wonderful surprise of a shadowstroking alarm clock.
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