Shady Panda


the shady panda is a rather distasteful and despicable s-xual maneuver involving two men and a woman, wherein the men both -j-c-l-t- on the woman’s stomach and face respectively, mimicking the coloration of a panda bear. works better with darker skinned women.
tom and robby were all bragging how that gave some girl they met at a bar a shady panda. i think they are full of sh-t though.

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