shady zaner
verb: to perform a shady zaner ; to text your wife while you are mid-intercourse with your girlfriend
noun: to be a shady zaner: to be the guy who always has to cover for his infidelity while he is still inside the home wrecker
“you dumb b-tch, you don’t even know i’m giving you the shady zaner!”
” forget this, i ain’t no shady zaner, go find someone you trust”
“you f-cking lonely -ss b-st-rd, you wish you could give yo b-tch a shady zaner, but you just never gonna be good enough to pull that sh-t off”
“dude the weirdest sh-t happened, my girl don’t text me all day for 2 weeks then the minute i catch my side piece i gotta pull a shady zaner”
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