Shaft Captain


another name for a staff captain in halo 3 but more related to being a staff captain in real life-being a noob at life, having a lot of experience but still is a noob. used to describe a teenager most times.
winston: d-mn look at that girls t-tties.
sam: she’s out of your league dude.
winston: that girl is fineeeee.
sam: ur such a shaft captain

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