Shaftbeater


someone who wants to beat you up but instead of threatening to punch you they threaten to jack your d-ck because they are foreign and english is their second language.
hey mikhail, you want to fight?

mikhail- i will beat your shaft!

mikhail is a shaftbeater

Read Also:

  • fuck frown

    an expression made by one’s s-xual partner when one is proving to be a not terribly good lay. it is known to be quite humiliating. oh no, man, you don’t want to go to bed with her. if you’re not good enough, she f-ck frowns.

  • Burpstipated

    the strong biological need to emit gas from one’s mouth, but without the ability to do so. i was walking down the hallway and i felt really burpstipated; however, it was another 10 minutes before i could get it out.

  • greasy vagina water

    the juice from a v-g-n- of a greasy girl. “i got with this chick last night and ended up with greasy v-g-n- water all over me”

  • pucker punch

    -n-l rape; how to describe getting -n-l raped to your parents. “mom…dad…i was pucker punched.”

  • twerktastic

    being phenomenal at twerking. 1. “holy sh-t kaliyah be so d-mn twerktastic!” “i know right! that booty was made to twerk!” 2. airelle was twerktastic at the twerking compet-tion.


Disclaimer: Shaftbeater definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.