shaftne
acne on your shaft; pimples on your p-n-s
magnus has really gross shaftne. it drizzles on girls when they give him head.
a disgusting condidtion similar to sacne except the zits/pimples are on the shaft of ones p-n-s, usually on the backside.
rebecca: “can i give you head?”
brendan: “yes mame!”
rebecca: “ewwww, shaftne!!!”
–girl runs away in horror–
brendan: “curse you shaftne!”
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