Shafty Weiner


when a weiner’s shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the p-n-s is almost inexistent. the shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.
she really wanted to f-ck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, ” sit on this sh-t b-tch”

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