shag some birds
the act in which a male has s-xual intercourse with a woman.
sh-g meaning s-x and birds meaning ladies
used mainly by the good ol’ brits
“hey larry, lets go to a couple of clubs and get plastered, and then we’ll go off and sh-g some birds”
“sounds like a mighty fine idea to me jerry”
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