shag stick
a p-n-s, usually an erect one
during cl-ss i developed a sh-g stick so i went to the little boys room and busted one off.
another term for a m-ssive f-ck off d-ld- – guaranteed to have you frothing at the gash
this term refers to a rather ‘rustic’ d-ld- – like a m-ssive garden twig, or a broom handle.
say, tiffani, what you up to tonight?
well, amber, i’m gonna be riding me sh-g stick, wanna pop it in for me?
ooohhh…. i’ll be flickin me bean tonight with my trusty old sh-gging stick
a golf ball retriever used to fashion a 5 foot bong.
“d-mn homie, that sh-gstick hits like mohamad ali on pcp!”
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