Shaggy Syndrome


the so-called “illness” in which someone can consume an astronomical amount of food, and in the process, gain little to no weight to show for it.
dude, did you seriously eat that entire pizza? you’re a beanpole!

i got a case of sh-ggy syndrome, man.

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