Shahbon


a generally stubborn man who believes he owns things and people;preferriable his wife. thinks very highly of himself and is some what conceded and self centered. although his humorous personality keeps him in the likings of others, he has a great desire of making fun of people. you’ll typically find him sitting on a couch in his bath robe and slippers smoking hookah and watching law and order.
“stop being such a shahbon!”

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