shake the cactus
an awesome way to describe urination or masturbation..
or all the above at the same time
student: excuse me sir, but i gotta go shake the cactus
teacher: ok, be back before the lesson starts
friend 1: man, she’s so hot, i might just go shake the cactus
friend 2: yes
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