Shakespear


common mis-spelling of william shakespeare
see shakespeare
you forgot the e, genius.
a spear that shakes. what else does it mean, you stupid f-ck?
look at my shakespear, it’s trembling with fear
shakespear – w-nker, t-ss-r:

shakespear explained: as well as being the surname of a famous playwright (william shakespear), it is used as a double meaning to insult something, calling someone a shakespeare is calling someone who “shakes their spear” in other words plays with themself.

a work of shakespear – w-nk stain (ejectulation)

also can be a macbeth, or a hamlet or even a romeo & juliet
guy 1: “hey mate, quit being a shakespear!”

meaning: stop being such a w-nker.

guy 1: “do you remember guy?”
guy 2: “guy, isn’t he the shakespear we went to school with?”
guy 1: “yeah that’s him.”

meaning: guy, isn’t he the w-nker we went to school with?

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