shakhnoza
the coolest, sweetest, smartest, cutest, and most talented russian you will ever meet. the name is often used only to describe the most amazing things in life. adorable, p-ssionate, skillful, and comp-ssionate, shakhnozas make splendid girlfriends and a joy to be with! they are the president of every club you can imagine, including the library club. that’s right, shakhnozas are always avid book readers and indulge themselves in most things people won’t try to understand.
if you ever run into a shakhnoza, don’t ever let go!
oh my god, is that a shakhnoza i see on campus?! i need to meet her now.
so, on a scale of 1 to shakhnoza, what would you rate your friend or girlfriend?
look in the air! it’s a bird… it’s a plane… no! it’s shakhnoza! :d
i don’t know man, but my girlfriend is the closest to a shakhnoza i can get.
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