Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln
masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with mary palmer and her 5 sisters
when the professor asked the students if “there were any other terms for masturbation” to add to the list he had on the board during our human s-xuality cl-ss, the cl-ss fell silent. then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out “shaking hands with abe lincoln”. his addition shocked the entire cl-ss including the professor.
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