Shaking hands with the ol’ one eyed postman
having a bashy washy wash wash, busting a naughty, helping the lil’ guys on their way, aiding a explosion of s-x juice, basically this is the phrase given to f-ckin w-nkin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your p-n-s in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your j-ps eye. some people mainly men call there p-n-ses names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude w-lly, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european kin gat chuw.
“i really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce”
“i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name”
“shabaz hes a right j-zz canon”
“when did u last send a delivery”
“oh it was april 6th of may”
“ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol’ one eyed postman”
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