Shaking the ketchup bottle
shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. the metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the “splooging” of ketchup when you’ve shaken it for long enough. note: if what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.
brb – need to shake the ketchup bottle.
i was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.
i think i spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle – i’d ran out of ketchup by the time i was finished.
shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to p-ss the time.
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